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Pierce The Veil - Hold On Till May [video credit]
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING
this is the best day ever
of course you are
"It’s really frustrating when you know you could be such good friends with someone but YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN." - - Stars In My Eyes -: (via littlerecklessdreams)
Guys think they’re being smooth and thoughtful when they say girls would look prettier without all the makeup. They think girls like hearing it.
What girls would really like is to hear you shut up about what you think makes them look attractive.
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i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable
babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone
i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people
please never drive